Political Funnies!

OILSHORTAGE
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
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Our
DIPSTICKS or shall we say Dipshits
are located in Washington!
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The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of
President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. In
daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to
envelopes. This has enraged the President, who demanded a full
investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has
made the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.