What is Morning Wood.....

Before I wanted to write about this topic of conversation my husband I had just awhile ago I had to do some research on this so that I didn't come across as a "DUMB BLONDE".

My husband told me the other day while he was in the office a lady had called and asked if they had any "MORNING WOOD". I know what your thinking just as the guys thought the same thing. Everyone associates "MORNING WOOD" as a guy waking up with a hard on. A WOODY if you will. Of course the guys that were in the office couldn't contain their composure as they are laughing at the ladies unusual request. The were laughing at the boss, showing jerk off motions, saying I wake up with a woody every morning etc. while the boss was trying to answer this ladies question. None of them didn't know what she was talking about and just assumed that she didn't and she was some dumb blonde.

Now, going back to doing the research on line I have found that there is such thing as Morning wood. This is what I came up with.

What is morning wood?

While many people will give you some goofy definition for morning wood that sounds like something out of a pornographic horror film, the true answer to the question "what is morning wood" is rather simple and mundane.

Lumbermen for years have bemoaned the problems associated with morning wood. Many a lumberjack has delayed starting the days work-- out of fears he had morning wood.

While it is widely known that the best hours to be roaming about in the forest is early in the morning, this is the very worst time of the day to cut timber.

It is a biological fact that plant cells undergo certain changes as the daytime progresses along. For most species of tree, the cells in the wood fibers undergo some rather dramatic changes during the first few hours of the day.

Nowadays, you rarely find morning wood. Most lumberjacks have discovered that a douse with some cold water typically eliminates the problem. By the time the lumber reaches the consumer, any morning wood has been culled out or doused with curative cold water.

For those who are determined to see some morning wood for themselves, they should seek out their local county building inspector and ask to see some samples of morning wood. Most county inspectors are glad to help educate the public on this matter. Morning wood has swirls, knots, sap and other imperfections that make wood weak. It isn't good wood to use in construction. Some think that the early morning dew/fog is responsible for this morning wood.

Now, after reading all this. I am now asking my self why is this lady asking for this type of wood and what does she want to do with it? We will never know.