10.28.2005

We Know Men are Snakes but....




First, I like to apologize if any one is offended by the pictures I posted but I spotted this on another blog and I couldn't believe some guy would actually do this to his dick. Can you imagine having your dick tattoo? And, look, he is bald as well! Now, I am curious if he keeps shaving? Who ever heard of a hairy snake? Okay, don't answer that.

Woman can have her boob tattoo but I think this looks more painful. See how many colors he has that was involved here. I bet he wasn't jerking off for days or maybe weeks.



14 comments:

Susan said...

That's funny digital. Possible post-tramatic stress.

Unknown said...

My mouth is still hanging open. OMG that had to hurt. What was he trying to proove? I guess to get everyone to look at his dick, well he did that. Now what is next for this little attention bastard? Whoops. Excuse the language, but I still can't believe anyone would do this?

Jack said...

All I can say is...DAMN.

Double-damn.

And as for this:
"I bet he wasn't jerking off for days or maybe weeks.":

Never underestimate a man's drive and desire to do that! ;-)

Which reminds me of a great joke:

An unemployed man goes to see the Dr. because his dick, over time, has gotten an orange pigment. The Dr. explains there are no such diseases that would show this symptom. Doc asks if he has an active sex life and the man promptly and defeatedly answers, "No." The Dr. ultimately asks what the man does for a living and he matter of factly responds he's unemployed, and so he just sits around his computer all day eating Cheeto's and looking at porn....

LOL!

Susan said...

Dumb ass guy, very funny joke.

Feena said...

It's typical that the day I decide to show my elderly mother what blogs are I click on one of the links and that is there!! *lol*

She did like the photo of the 'pretty dragon' before I quickly clicked the 'Back' icon!!

Unknown said...

Um....ew! I feel sorry for the artist...I hope his "client" didn't spit at him! LOL

Susan said...

Feena, I am sorry but I am laughing my ass of here. And, you know, shit like this always happens. LOL! If she has a sense of humor then thats good but if she is like my mother then thats very bad. LOL!

Feena said...

She's a very cool mum, but she didn't realise what the pics were.

I think she would have laughed if she'd seen them properly, but been a bit shocked as well *hehe*

Cassandra said...

Has Sooner seen this yet? We need a man's opinion on this...

Sydney said...

lol its not a snake silly, its a dragon. ;P

Susan said...

Okay Sydney, men can be snakes and dragons. LOL!

Scottish Toodler said...

Did you post from Sooners? Anyhow, as usual, I will be the weird sex pevert here: alot of men shave because it makes them so much more sensitive, and in a good way-- in that they want to continue for longer. The piercings just kill me, but I know a lot of men and women and ??? that have them. The tattoos though, ouch. But I did like the "pretty dragon" Poor Feena!!!

Clance' McClannahan said...

Well that was the first thing I saw this mornig on this Happy Halloween Morning!! How Fitting.
I am imagining that peepee on a religous ultra conservative Christian convert in i-DUH ho. How fitting.

Chatty said...

OMG....I am hoping that's just a really good canvas and NOT a tatoo.

Ouch!