11.14.2005

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

4 comments:

Skye said...

Where do get this stuff? Gawd, I love it!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

doubleknot said...

I was very seriously reading your info on bird flu till I reached the last intry - I certainly will look for that urge. LOL

Cassandra said...

I have the urge to shit on someone's hood...is this a differnet strain of the bird flu??